"Your unique just like everyone else"
"Despite the high cost of living it still remains popular"
"Guns dont kill people. Kids who play videogames kill people"
"Every exit is an entrance into something else"
"The world is coming to an end, please log off properly"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero"
"I'm not lost, I'm just in between places I recognise"
"A little greed will get you lots of stuff"
"Smile, it makes people wonder what your up to"
"ASCII silly questions and you'll get a silly ANSI"
"Cats are smarter than dogs, 8 cats wouldn't pull a sled"
"Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got 'im with the mower!"
"Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them"
"Does 'PIRATE' software come with a map?"
"Don't open the dark room door, it lets all the dark out!"
"Give and you might recieve, take and be sure of it"
"Gotta run the cat's caught in the printer again"
"Wake up! It's time for your sleeping pills"
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?"
"When a cow laughs does milk come up it's nose?"
"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"
"I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel"
"Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark"
"I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged"
"I tñld yoñ 'Neverñtoñch ñhe floñpy disk sñrface!"
"Yes I am an Operator, No I'm not a Phreaker"
"No sir we don't make the beep boops ourselves"
"Why Does The Apocolypes Always Come On My Birthday?"
"I wasn't stealing BT's rubbish officer, I just fell in"
"Phreaks do it in a phonebox"